Okay, so maybe Dyson doesn't REALLY think that - I'm just salty that I certainly don't have enough disposable income to spend that much on a glorified lamp.
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The Dyson Lightcycle Morph is their follow-up to last year's Lightcycle (which was RM200 cheaper) and can light up your room in 4 different ways:
Indirect light: Bounces light off walls with an intelligent optical head that rotates 360°
Task light: A stronger, focused beam for work and other important tasks like ensuring all your pimples are properly covered with makeup
Feature light: Dramatically lights up works of art, like that giant waifu poster you have hanging on your wall - aim the light precisely where you want to (ahem teteks) with its '3-Point Revolve motion' capabilities
Ambient light: Even the STEM lights up - enjoy a warm orange glow that mimics candlelight (cause candles are so expensive right), with an option to reduce blue light for evening relaxation
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'But that can't be all,' you exclaim. 'This tiang lampu costs some people's entire month's salary you know!'
You're right - there's more! The Lightcycle Morph also has a USB-C charger for phones and tablets, plus an infrared sensor that detects motion - it switches on automatically if you're near, and turns off after 5 minutes if no movement is detected, helping you save energy (can afford 2k ringgit light but cannot pay electricity bill).
It's also personalised to your age - I know, stop rolling your eyes. Apparently, 65-year-olds need up to 4 times the amount of light than a 20-year-old needs. I'm guessing this is probably because their eyes are failing but hey, I'm no scientist.
This fancy-pants light also comes with pre-set modes to give you even more bang for your buck: Study, Relax, Precision, Boost, Wake-up, Sleep and Away. If none of them floats your boat, you can also pre-program up to 20 custom light settings to suit your mood.
Is it worth its hefty price tag? Eh, probably not.
But do I still want it? Hell yeah.