So who the hell are we?

Tired of content that's drier than a 40-year-old virgin? Then you've come to the right place!

Salty News Network is the lovechild of two angry internet BFFs who share a passion for quality entertainment that transcends the PG13 barrier.

We're dedicated to delivering gaming, tech and lifestyle content with more sass than class, and we strive to be at least more reliable than your local makcik bawang.

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Don't let her looks deceive you. Behind that charming exterior lies an ambitious taskmaster who loves nothing more than cracking her whip while sipping from a cup of scalding hot coff- OK put the cup down, I was just kidding!

She is the most wonderful, intelligent, and capable friend and boss, and this ship would have never sailed without her. We are truly in her debt. :')

Executive Director / Salt Queen

Meowbij

Mediocre dota player but exceptionally skillful flamer. Only became a copywriter because mom told her so.

Fearsome multitasker who's in charge of all things creative...including learning how to use Wix just to get this site up and running cause we're too kiamsiap to hire a professional web designer.

Creative Director / Keyboard Warrior

So who the hell are we?

Meowbij

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